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Did I Just Do That? (said in a Steve Urkel voice)

Rough Day? Well, I just stopped at a speed limit sign, so there's that. How's your day going?

OH Poo!

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Four score and 7 weeks ago we bought a couch and love seat from a friend of a friend. Rico picked it up in Oakland, he was in a hurry and forgot to take the cushions off the couch and they blew off, never to be found again (because he drove back to look). Week before last, I saw on marketplace someone selling the same couch. Where they live is where one of my family members is from and it turned out they know each other. I inquired about them to be sure I wasn't buying a couch that would come with “friends” even though I was just using the cushions from it. Rico picked it up Sunday and Mini Mayhem's first day on it was last Monday. Despite my best efforts to protect the fabric, Monday night, she had diarrhea, and it ran. It ran like Forrest Gump ran across the state of Alabama. And it wreaked. I heard it happen, so I got up to change her diaper right after so it’s not like I waited and ended up with a mess. Now I don't know when the last time you smelled kid po...