Vomit, Brain Spin, Napping, a Planner and Reese Witherspoon
No sooner had I posted my last entry and was beginning to start on book number two, than I hear Mini Mayhem cough. She had been sleeping and I heard her cough again. Then again, then gagging. I got to her room, and she had vomited a little and it was mostly drainage. She kept coughing and gagging and got sick two more times, drainage and formula. Uff da! I had it all over me, it was all in her hair. I washed her hair with one of the shampoo caps (lifesavers) and baby wiped myself and changed clothes. Magi keeps getting up in my lap sniffing because obviously she smells the sweetness of the “vanilla formula” and not the icky smell. I would have loved to just hop in the shower but not after she got sick. I have a fear of her choking or aspirating. If I start considering a shower, my mind goes wild. It goes something like this………
What if I am in the shower and she gets sick again?
What if she chokes and aspirates?
What if she ends up with aspiration pneumonia?
What if she has to be in the hospital?
What if it really affects her breathing and she has a hard time getting over it?
What if her being sick triggers seizures?
….Meanwhile MM is whining and fake crying…….
I don’t even have enough clean clothes to put in a bag for a hospital stay!
Where is the bag I use for the hospital?
I need to find that bag and take inventory.
Oh, let me go raise the head of her bed in case she does start coughing again.
Let me put on a load of clothes.
MM whining and hollerin is gonna alert the neighborhood and make Magi bark.
If I put on clothes to wash, am I willing a hospital stay into existence?
I need to give her some more formula or maybe put her on her pump for it to run slowly.
**Goes and gets laundry basket and loads the washer.**
Let me get back in here to see if I can get her to stop her whining and fake crying.
Ohhhh, ok you need a diaper change……the reason for your hollerin.
Ok, now why does she have an upset stomach?
Does she have a virus?
Did she swallow too much drainage and it upset her stomach?
Let me check her temperature.
SHE JUST GOT OVER BEING SICK FOR THREE WEEKS!!!
Temp is normal. Pheww.
Let me sit down a minute.
MM becomes louder.
Now I am in sitting in her room with her. Thankfully a friend gifted us a chair and ottoman a while back and I have a comfortable place to sit. She will whine every now and then and I have to say something to remind her that I am still here.
I am sleepy.
I need a nap. Just a short nap.
What was I supposed to do today?
Did I make a list?
Speaking of lists, I need to make sure I still have my hospital stay checklist on my phone or the computer.
Crap, I still need a planner!!!
Oh a nap would be so nice.
I can’t take a nap!
What if MM gets sick again?
I AM in her room so I could probably rest my eyes a minute and I will hear her if she coughs.
But first, I need to order my groceries before there are no more delivery times for today.
Can you have beer delivered? I’ve never even checked.
Oh ha ha, lets stick with the coffee and water.
Did I finish my coffee?
Did I bring my water in here? (Leans over and looks beside the chair to find my coffee and water cups.)
I feel like I am forgetting to do something that needs to be done today.
Mini Mayhem needs to go to the porch.
What’s the weather like today?
If I sit here and read, I am going to get sleepier.
If I do fall asleep, I am gonna wake up with my neck hurting.
That’s what my brain does….no es divertido!
I fell asleep for 30 minutes. I still haven’t moved my laundry from the washer to the dryer. I never placed my grocery order. I did not make a list for today, but I need to start one for tomorrow. I need a planner. I had the bright idea to create my own so it could be customized. Once I finished it, which took Noah less time to build the ark, I looked to see how much it would cost to print. Oh, only $80! I was like what in the Plum Paper, I am not trying to pay for your ink for 2 years, not even asking for cardstock, higher than Erin Condren heck is this? I am just going to cross my fingers and hope for the best that Michael’s or JoAnn’s has one left in the layout I prefer. I’m not tryna get no fitness planner or budget planner. I already have a budget and it doesn’t include fitness either. THEN, I may print a few custom pages to add to it.
I am off to find a planner and to listen to my next audiobook, Whiskey in a Teacup by Reese Witherspoon.
What if I am in the shower and she gets sick again?
What if she chokes and aspirates?
What if she ends up with aspiration pneumonia?
What if she has to be in the hospital?
What if it really affects her breathing and she has a hard time getting over it?
What if her being sick triggers seizures?
….Meanwhile MM is whining and fake crying…….
I don’t even have enough clean clothes to put in a bag for a hospital stay!
Where is the bag I use for the hospital?
I need to find that bag and take inventory.
Oh, let me go raise the head of her bed in case she does start coughing again.
Let me put on a load of clothes.
MM whining and hollerin is gonna alert the neighborhood and make Magi bark.
If I put on clothes to wash, am I willing a hospital stay into existence?
I need to give her some more formula or maybe put her on her pump for it to run slowly.
**Goes and gets laundry basket and loads the washer.**
Let me get back in here to see if I can get her to stop her whining and fake crying.
Ohhhh, ok you need a diaper change……the reason for your hollerin.
Ok, now why does she have an upset stomach?
Does she have a virus?
Did she swallow too much drainage and it upset her stomach?
Let me check her temperature.
SHE JUST GOT OVER BEING SICK FOR THREE WEEKS!!!
Temp is normal. Pheww.
Let me sit down a minute.
MM becomes louder.
Now I am in sitting in her room with her. Thankfully a friend gifted us a chair and ottoman a while back and I have a comfortable place to sit. She will whine every now and then and I have to say something to remind her that I am still here.
I am sleepy.
I need a nap. Just a short nap.
What was I supposed to do today?
Did I make a list?
Speaking of lists, I need to make sure I still have my hospital stay checklist on my phone or the computer.
Crap, I still need a planner!!!
Oh a nap would be so nice.
I can’t take a nap!
What if MM gets sick again?
I AM in her room so I could probably rest my eyes a minute and I will hear her if she coughs.
But first, I need to order my groceries before there are no more delivery times for today.
Can you have beer delivered? I’ve never even checked.
Oh ha ha, lets stick with the coffee and water.
Did I finish my coffee?
Did I bring my water in here? (Leans over and looks beside the chair to find my coffee and water cups.)
I feel like I am forgetting to do something that needs to be done today.
Mini Mayhem needs to go to the porch.
What’s the weather like today?
If I sit here and read, I am going to get sleepier.
If I do fall asleep, I am gonna wake up with my neck hurting.
That’s what my brain does….no es divertido!
I fell asleep for 30 minutes. I still haven’t moved my laundry from the washer to the dryer. I never placed my grocery order. I did not make a list for today, but I need to start one for tomorrow. I need a planner. I had the bright idea to create my own so it could be customized. Once I finished it, which took Noah less time to build the ark, I looked to see how much it would cost to print. Oh, only $80! I was like what in the Plum Paper, I am not trying to pay for your ink for 2 years, not even asking for cardstock, higher than Erin Condren heck is this? I am just going to cross my fingers and hope for the best that Michael’s or JoAnn’s has one left in the layout I prefer. I’m not tryna get no fitness planner or budget planner. I already have a budget and it doesn’t include fitness either. THEN, I may print a few custom pages to add to it.
I am off to find a planner and to listen to my next audiobook, Whiskey in a Teacup by Reese Witherspoon.
After today, I need some whiskey in a teacup! 🤣
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